PUMPER, a muscular Wojak character wearing a red toilet plunger on his head topped with a green-and-white capsule pill

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Solana's #1 Pumping Machine

PUMPER

He doesn't trade.
He pumps.

PUMPER, a muscular Wojak character wearing a red toilet plunger on his head topped with a green-and-white capsule pill
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The most advanced pumping technology on Solana

The Science of Pumping

A peer-reviewed* diagram. (*not peer-reviewed)

PUMPER, a muscular Wojak character wearing a red toilet plunger on his head topped with a green-and-white capsule pill
the subject →
01

Take the green pill

“very scientific”
02
PLNGR

Activate the plunger

“trust the process”
03
↑↑↑

Pressure increases

“probably works”
04

Pump Achieved

Do not press

PUMPER, a muscular Wojak character wearing a red toilet plunger on his head topped with a green-and-white capsule pill

Global Pumps

420,690

Current Pump
Pressure

0%DEAD
25%WARMING UP
50%PUMPING
75%VERY PUMPING
100%ABSOLUTELY PUMPED
420%ILLEGAL PUMP LEVELS

48%

WARMING UP

Emergency

Red Candle Detected

PUMPER Lab

Rigorous experiments conducted in a garage.

Experiment #001lab

Input

Red candle

Treatment

PUMPER

Result

Green candle

SUCCESS
Experiment #002lab

Input

Paper Hands

Treatment

Green Pill

Result

Diamond Hands

PUMPABLE
Experiment #003lab

Input

Market -99%

Treatment

PLUNGER

Result

+420%

SCIENCE

Pump Simulator

A completely fictional chart. Not financial advice, obviously.

$PUMPER / SOL+0.00%

PUMPER Propaganda

PUMPER withdrawing stacks of cash from an ATM
HE PUMPED IT.
PUMPER reaching for the green pill plunger
HE CHOSE THE GREEN PILL.
PUMPER fueling a purple Lamborghini with a giant pill
PREMIUM. GREEN PILL FUEL.
PUMPER carrying a fallen holder through the ruins
HE CARRIES THE BAGS.
Skinny PUMPER seeing a jacked reflection in the mirror
HE SEES THE PUMP.
PUMPER operating a crane lifting a giant green candle
MANUALLY LIFTING CANDLES.

The Rules

  1. 01Never fear the red candle
  2. 02Trust the plunger
  3. 03Take the green pill
  4. 04Keep pumping
  5. 05There is no rule 05

Pump responsibly.

PUMPER, a muscular Wojak character wearing a red toilet plunger on his head topped with a green-and-white capsule pill

Enough talking.
Start pumping.

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